July 20th, 2014 // 3,453 notes


even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

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July 20th, 2014 // 174,880 notes



Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”

Grandpa yes.

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July 20th, 2014 // 106,227 notes

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever
July 20th, 2014 // 145,964 notes


birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

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June 29th, 2014 // 341,155 notes


I am an utmost failure. I can’t express how disappointed I am with myself. I keep telling myself, there’s nothing wrong with me. Things happen for a reason. I tried so hard not to hate myself. But honestly, it is so difficult not to. I hate that sometimes I slack. I hate myself for being lazy. I hate my personality. I hate that I am not likable. I hate that I am selfish. I hate that I put others down to make myself feel better, when I really don’t. I hate that I want to hate myself. I feel like I deserve to be hated. I am such a disappointed. I have failed in every possible aspect of my college career thus far. I failed to get a higher position. I failed to get a job. I failed to get onto any programs on school. I fail in bringing my GPA. I am close, but I am never there. I feel like I am just too stupid to do anything. I am a failure. I can never get anything in life. Not just in college, but in high school. I keep telling myself, its not my time yet. When will it be my time? I just never seem to get anything no matter how hard I try. I honestly want to just give up. I know I shouldn’t. But I’ve been trying for so long. I’m just tired of trying and getting no where.

April 2nd, 2014 // 1 note